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Here's your chance to find out some things about Aggressive. The CHARACTER Aggressive, not me. Ask a question, any question, and I'll post it up in here with his answer. Be careful, he's a moody bastard.

Will this end badly? Yes.

*No more questions*

***QUESTIONS***

1) Aaliyah: Will you be my friend? :3
Aggressive: Will I get paid?

2) Boxers of briefs?
Aggressive: Neither. Feel that breeze.

3) What is your problem?
Aggressive: What's my problem?! What's your damn problem?

4) Is there anything i can do to help you?
Aggressive: Yeah, you could keep out of my business.

5) Is anything troubling you?
Aggressive: YOU are really beginning to trouble me.

6) Are you keeping away anything from me?
Aggressive: What the hell is this? Are you a psychiatrist. Look, I'm not a fruit-loop so leave me alone!

7) Have I hurt you in any way?
Aggressive: No, but I'm about to beat the living shit out of you mate.

8) Are you angry on me?
Aggressive: I'm going to "angry" all over you. *Punches fist into palm*

9) Did you really have to rob that old lady? I mean come on... And you took her walker?!
Aggressive: Hey! That's not how it happened. That old hag was vicious. I just took her walker to stop her harassing me, I didn't know her handbag was attached to it. Give a guy a break.

10) What color is my underwear?
Aggressive: Hmm, now this is more like it. I'm going to guess pink. So when do I get to check if I'm right? *Winks*

11) Why is the sky blue?
Aggressive: Does it look like I did well in school? I mean really. I don't know, something to do with light... waves or some bullshit.

12) Who is Bob Saget?
Aggressive: Bob Saget is my hero. There, I said it.

13) Where is Waldo?
Aggressive: Last time I checked... He was in my childhood.

14) Are you man enough to watch this video???
Aggressive: I expected at least one naked woman, or guy getting hit in the nuts. I'm disappointed.

15) What is Aggressive's blood type?
Aggressive: The hell do you want to know that for?! I don't know, red.

16) Does he hate me?
Aggressive: Yes. Next question.

17) On a cold winter's night, would you (a)Drink, (b)Drink or (c)Not Drink
Aggressive: You suggesting I'm an alcoholic? I may have a drink, depends what the company is like.

18) May: Why are you always angry? If I gave you a hug would you feel better?
Aggressive: I'm not always angry, I'm just surrounded by people who make me angry. *Raises an eyebrow* Why does everyone want to hug me?

19) What's Red and Yellow and Green all over with a bit of tan and full of surprises?
Aggressive: You're looking at him.

20) If Sugar started talking to Aggressive and asked him why the fuck he was green. Would he tell her? Or would he punch her? Or both?
Aggressive: Damnit Sugar, how many times do I have to tell you! I'm not green. My spines are a nice shade of teal thank you very much.

21) May: Can I have a dollar?
Aggressive: What the hell for? Ugh fine, but I'll remember this.

22) Did you get tired of all those random questions?
Aggressive: Well let's put it this way. The next person that asks me something stupid, is going to wake up in hospital. Clear?

23) May: What was your most embarrassing moment?
Aggressive: I'm not telling you that! Besides, you're too young to understand. Lets just say it involved someone walking in on something they shouldn't have.

24) Aggressive, could you make lots of splats for me? <3
Aggressive: Anything for my Stellar baby. *Wink*

25) Aura:If I gave you a wish what would you wish for?
Aggressive: Oh damn that's a hard one. Well, I don't need help with women that's for sure. Got plenty of money, so uh, maybe some fame. You know, like some statues of myself and stuff. So people can remember how awesome I am.

26) Are you a virgin? lol
Aggressive: Hahaha, oh that's a good one. No. Definitely not.

Aggressive: That's it! No more fucking questions! I'm done.

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